Simply..... buff hamster.

I'm sure this is 'old hat' by now but it fits so perfectly and ....well....i only saw this the other night so its new to me.

Oh no, i have crabs!!!!!!

Hello again, time to post some more pics for the adoring public. Been meaning to post this for some time but up until now have not had the the time to do it. Anyways, came across the co-author of this site a few weeks back and he kindly reminded me of my obligations to the animal kingdom.

The above pic was courtesy of http://www.flickr.com/photos/popatom/

Comment suggests that this is a member of the Hamburger-Assed crab family but is more commonly known as a coconut crab. People actually keep these as pets would you believe....10 quid for the first person to find a pet shop that sells one.

Fishgusting

This pug ugly sucker is a viperfish (chauliodus sloani) and can grow to over half a meter in size... which is simply NOT a comforting thought. Again, it attracts its prey with luminescent spots running from throat to tail... and attracts curious humans, who can not refrain from sticking a finger in its jaws to see what happens.

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Zombie Seagull

This poor sap got attacked by a bird of prey.

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Spiderpig erm... sheep... erm almost

This is real apparently.

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Two Faced Cow

This poor thing is another example of selective breeding gone wrong.

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You just wouldn't, would you?

I certainly wouldn't mess with him. This buff squirrel is the Arnold Schwarzenegger of the animal kingdom!

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Nude Photos

The naked mole rat (Heterocephalus glaber), also known as the sand puppy, or desert mole rat, is a burrowing rodent native to parts of East Africa and the only species currently classified in genus Heterocephalus.

It is notable for its eusocial lifestyle, nearly unique among mammals, and for a highly unusual set of physical traits that enables it to thrive in a harsh, underground environment; including a lack of pain sensation in its skin, and a nearly cold-blooded metabolism.

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The World's Strongest Boy

Richard Sandrak, also known as Little Hercules (born April 15, 1992) is a Ukrainian-born, American bodybuilder, martial artist and actor, renowned for his physique at an extremely young age. He is probably best known for his appearance in the documentary The World's Strongest Boy, which has been shown on several TV channels across the world, and for his dedication to bodybuilding at an adult level.

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Billy Goats Buff

The Boer is an improved indigenous breed with some infusion of European, Angora and Indian goat breeding many years ago. Several researchers agree that the indigenous populations were probably from the Namaqua Hottentots and from southward migrating Bantu tribes.

The name is derived from the Dutch word "boer" meaning farmer and was probably used to distinguish the native goats from the Angora goats which were imported into South Africa during the 19th century. The present day Boer goat appeared in the early 1900's when ranchers in the Easter Cape Province started selecting for a meat type goat.

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